ive seen very few if any sexy models. modeling in general is not sexy i dont see how u could be attracted to a model. posing is not sexy bein aware of the camera is not sexy. candid is sexy. im sexy. im candid. im candy. eye candy. hi mandy. im randy. beach sandy. need handy.
I had a dream last night that I worked at McDonalds and I was behind the counter when this guy dressed in a tuxedo (with white dickie and tie) was snapping his fingers for a server. I went I over and he asked to see our “darkest red” and I knew he was talking about wine so I said “sir, this is McDonalds. The darkest red we have here is ketchup” and he had me pour him a glass of ketchup and he drank it while looking me directly in the eye.
would you like some cream cheese on your beagle
keep your cream cheese away from my dog
i’ve never seen something so accurate
when a group of teenagers walks past you and starts laughing at you for no apparent reason
The one on the right looks so upset about this development.
so much tension in one photo
its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier